Jordantosh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Texas Chainsaw Massacre]

Boring, but somewhat original...

It was boring, but it is one of the few horror Flash movies on Newgrounds... a bit more animation would make this better.

2/5

[Sonic riders in 3 minutes]

XD

Roger, you're always so funny. I almost spit out the pop I was drinking at the farting part! It was just so... random! And yeah, everything you said about Sonic games is true. "OMG I gotz t3h chaos emeralds!!1!" "OMG I lost t3h chaos emeralds and eggman's got 'em"

5/5, my friend.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Damn chaos emeralds, you would expect with fill fmv and ingame cutscnees full with dialogue, they didnt have to be depending on chaos emeralds for a plot, but noooo.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Whoa...

That... was... awesome!!! All of the random people fighting plus an ending I least expected! Oh, and the Black Knight from Monty Python And The Holy Grail was there, too, something I also didn't expect.

Too many funny parts to pick one...

No suggestions; I just hope you continue this, because your last Flash movie was awesome, too!

You're getting a high five and a 5!!

[Megaman Short -part 2-]

XD

Oh God, man. That was hilarious. I thought the series died and the sequal wouldn't ever be made, but IT DID! :D

Putting in Strawberry Clock made it hilarious. And I like the Met guy... XD

Can't wait for the next one.

You get my 5! :)

Eric-S responds:

Took me time and work, but it's finished!

Thanks!

[Mario's Deal]

The last part was so retarded it was funny!

The last part with the SM64 song was pretty damn funny. And then the Goomba being random was funny, too. XD

Make it a bit longer and a bit more funny (I see many reviews hate this) and you'll get a better score. :)

[I Will Beat Pacman!]

Oh God, that was hilarious!!!

I rermember last year my brother and I went to Dave & Buster's (an arcade-type place) and we played Pac-Man until our cards ran out! We got to about level 15 when we quit... all we found was keys. How he can eat keys, I do not know... probably has powerful teeth or something.

Anyways, this was awesome! I loved the animation and music!!! You get my 5. ;)

[NES Shorts #1]

Pretty good...

My only suggestion is make it longer. The animation is great, but if you could make it longer, it might make it up to a 3.00+...

[Ness Goes to the Arcade]

This needs improvement...

Here are some suggestions:

1. Don't make Ness so big.
2. For the text box, it looks like a Paint JPEG (and probably is) so you might wanna get Photoshop to fix that...
3. Might want to make it a bit longer and much funnier.

Other than that, EarthBound rocks! And... that's all. Hope my suggestions help. ;)

FattyWhale responds:

"2. For the text box, it looks like a Paint JPEG (and probably is) so you might wanna get Photoshop to fix that..."

You've got a sharp eye ;)